Episodes
Oct. 29, 2021
Dear Buffet!
Sam thinks she might need a buffet in her life and that leads them to go down memory lane about the classy, trashy, and fancy buffets! It was always about the many options of food all brought together in one place! However, Sam believes the salad ba...
Oct. 22, 2021
Swallow or Spit?
It's been a bit of a week for Lisa having the difficult decision to swallow or spit...her scalding coffee! I bet you thought it was something different, Sam did! Lisa claims it was so hot it hurt her heart! Sam is holding her forehead due to Lisa's g...
Oct. 15, 2021
They Seem Too Booty!
Lisa is having all types of issues with her winter wardrobe but her boots being too booty, well that just makes no sense! Sam gets corrected on how she is pronouncing booty and Lisa feels Sam is part of her boot problem. What?! Lisa starts singing a ...
Oct. 8, 2021
A No Win World?!
Lisa has finally realized she is living in a no win world when it comes to breakfast?! She confesses to being in a breakfast choice spiral! However, croissants and chocolate bars are sustaining her but this has Sam questioning why she still has a muf...
Oct. 1, 2021
Feels Like A Hug!?
Lisa is stirring up a hornets nest with crazy talk about french fries but that gets derailed when they disagree on what is classified as fast food. Lisa believes food court food is different than drive thru food just because of a window! Sam disagree...
Sept. 24, 2021
It‘s Undignified!
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Lisa has put her foot down and declared burgers undignified! She sites unruly lettuce, slippery tomatoes and the drippy sauces as the culprits! Sam being Sam asks if a restaur...
Sept. 16, 2021
Let Me Train You!
Lisa asks if Sam has ever wanted a punching bag. This reveals a life long dream of Sam wanting to learn how to box or kick box. Lisa is all for it if she can train her cause she's watched all the Rocky’s! Sam isn't sure that's enough credentials to b...
Sept. 10, 2021
It‘s A Must Have!
According to Lisa the go to item for fall is....garlic cheesy bread! It pairs well with all fall foods and it's even making an appearance at the Boom Baby Bakery! The ladies then declare they will go on the hunt for the best garlic cheesy bread in Sa...
Sept. 3, 2021
I‘m In Love!
There's a new love in Lisa's life and it's a butter croissant from Starbucks! It's a deeper kind of love and she is all in! Mmmm...that buttery hug! With September rolling in Lisa feels like changing things up with a new introduction to the podcast. ...
Aug. 27, 2021
MY Spirit Animal?
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When you go to your hairdresser do you get a long cut? No? Lisa does and she is wondering why no one noticed her new long cut with bangs! The delusion is real fol...
Aug. 20, 2021
Eating For Two?
The ladies are a day late and Lisa thinks their mojo is off! Lisa needs a friend and Sam needs to clarify if this is an HHG thing or a Sam thing before committing to helping. Lisa is experiencing a midlife crisis, she thinks she might be eating for t...
Aug. 13, 2021
It All Goes Back?
They're baaaacckkk!! Yes, Lisa and Sam survived their lake vacay! However, it almost derailed due to buns! How do buns ruin a vacation you ask! Well, if you're Lisa you reject the grocery store based on the due date of said buns and immediately put e...
Aug. 5, 2021
Our Best For You!
The ladies are on vacay but don't panic, they asked John the editor to put together some of their funny moments, past and present! However, before going into the clips, Lisa and Sam predict the level of burn/tan they will achieve on vacation, Lisa's ...
July 30, 2021
Yes, That Laurie Gelman!
OMG!! Lisa and Sam interviewed Laurie Gelman! Yes, that Laurie Gelman! She came to chat about her newest release, Yoga Pant Nation! The ladies got her to play their favorite game, This or That and she gave them an exclusive!! What!! Sam is excited ab...
July 23, 2021
She Reads To Me
It's a momentous occasion, Lisa has found a book to read/listen to! Laurie Gelman is personally reading(via an audiobook) to Lisa her book Yoga Pant Nation. Even better, she got Laurie to agree to come on our podcast! What!! So crazy!! Sam is sad ove...
July 16, 2021
Where’s My Weenus?
Is your weenus hot? Well, first it's not what you think (not a penis) and when asked Lisa had to google because she didn't believe the HHG! John was helping the ladies record and driving him crazy like always! Lisa reassured John that they will stil...
July 9, 2021
I Maced My Face!
Have you ever wondered what happens when you don't read the fine print, you mace your face! Lisa sprayed that spf with great gusto on her face and thus began the story of the broken eyes! They burned, they puffed up, they were sensitive to the sun an...
July 1, 2021
It’s Like A Souffle
What does a waist slimmer have to do with a souffle? Well it's what your muffin top looks like when it does not stay tucked in! Right Lisa!? She spills the beans that they are looking ugly and Sam didn't want the cat let out of the bag! Sam claims to...
June 24, 2021
Is This A Weed?
Sam confirms John held out and only just now ate his kryptonite, tapioca pudding. Sam's are swedish berries and for Lisa it's anything that will break her tongue! Yes, she got crazy with some dill pickles and cucumbers and vinegar. Dear garlic dill p...
June 18, 2021
We Excel At...Nothing!!
What happens when one of your favorite 80's singers turns sixty? Well if you're Lisa and Sam, you immediately compare lives and decide you're a slacker! They have consistently done nothing decade after decade. Now that's maintaining!! Sam is free and...
June 10, 2021
Hello Summer Donuts!!
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**There's a little extra at the end**
Lisa and Sam are beyond excited that Krispy Kreme has made summer donuts!! They are light and fresh glazed mas...
June 4, 2021
Prepared By Others!
**Extra content alert** Keep listening till the end!
Big reveal this week on the podcast! Sam and Lisa admit to liking all things being prepared by others! This is more of a shock coming from Chef Lisa who swears she can cook....hmmm really? She feel...
May 28, 2021
Not Mr. Freezie!
Sam thinks it's fantastic news that Mr. Freezies has been kicked to the curb and Lisa is taking it personally. Lisa stopped replying on Tuesday because she couldn't type through the tears! Good grief! She claims it's the Alf incident all over again! ...
May 27, 2021
Not Mr. Freezie!
Sam thinks it's fantastic news that Mr. Freezies has been kicked to the curb and Lisa is taking it personally. Lisa stopped replying on Tuesday because she couldn't type through the tears! Good grief! She claims it's the Alf incident all over again! ...