Episodes

431
Dec. 20, 2024

The 80s Dexatrim Diet: Full Speed Ahead

Remember in the 80s when you could buy speed in pill form...oh those Dexatrim days. Have you ever questioned why Hickory Farms has non-refrigerated meats and cheese? Is Lisa in menopause denial? Why aren't hairy women as accepted as hairy men? Should couples embrace the 50s sleeping trend of separate beds? Is it time for slip on skecher pants? Is wearing a bra to bed totally over the top? Should Lisa make clearing out her 68,000 yahoo emails her New Year's resolution? Would you dare to use diape...
430
Dec. 13, 2024

Gods B List: A Spiritual Shortcut With A Side Of Judgement

Do you think God has a B list? Lisa is worried she is on it and hopes there might be a spiritual shortcut to the Alist. How do you navigate those awkward moments when you can't recall a familiar face's name but then overcompensate once it clicks? Has Lisa accidentally started the micro bang trend of 2025? Have you ever used a panty liner under your toque or hat? Would you join Lisa in watching nude pickleball? She's running the nudist colony and has a lot of rules, especially around dining? Does...
429
Dec. 6, 2024

Hooters Intrigue: Lisa Dares And Sam Despairs

Are you going to Hooters for the wings or the experience? Lisa dares to try it and Sam is desperate not to! Why aren't we like Taylor Swift? Is it genetics or laziness thate keeps us from being them? Should we be checking in with Jesus a bit more often? Are white underwear the reminder we need to wipe with confidence? Will you do the "white panty challenge"? Do you catch yourself saying "I'm my mothers daughter"? Do you feel outsmarted by wordle? Would you hold a business meeting in a sauna? Bra...
428
Nov. 29, 2024

Poop Shake, Generational Quirks and Divine Debates

Would you try the new tik tok Poop Shake to lose a few pounds? Lisa feels this is in her wheelhouse, cause she can poop! Is there a generational divide when it comes to wooden vs plastic utensils? How's your 2025 shaping up, is it time to talk to Linda at Magic of Astrology? Lisa learns she is going to be divinely gifted with an addition which leads her to wonder, who is God's Mom? Do you cherry pick the best oranges and break up banana bunches? Does society really care if Kelly Ripas hair is a ...
427
Nov. 22, 2024

Swiftie Scams, Midlife Mayhems and Santa's Background Check

Kindness did not find its way to a few Toronto swifties who went ticketless. Would you fall prey to a ticket scam? Is anyone else experiencing the 34 possible symptoms of menopause? Do you shake your head at icy windshields? Is anyone else besides Lisa concerned about who gets hired as the mall Santa? Does a good supper and a comfy chair create the perfect naptime? Would you still be friends with your bestie if they did jail time? Is it a dollar store DIY Christmas? Coffee Mate chemical hot zone...
426
Nov. 15, 2024

Diaper Drama, Bread Battles and Senior Menu Scams

Are Tenna underpants for men the adult diaper disaster we can't unsee? Lisa is a one woman show in a bread battle of her own making. Senior menu discounts, great idea or total scam? Is parking an art form? Will the election results continue to deliver reality tv vibes? Do today's kids know the angst of waiting for frozen orange juice? Will you be using chicken slippers for your chicken wings? Is the Buckley belt the answer to our bulky belt prayers? Do pets have better nighttime routines than th...
425
Nov. 8, 2024

Trump Wins, Winter Vagina And The Just In Case Pee

Is the American political saga the weirdest reality TV show that will never end? Have you ever experienced the "winter vagina" and do you do the "just in case pee"? Will Lisa finally figure out how to use the advent calendar? What holiday tradition do you miss from your childhood? Anyone missing the self isolation days of Covid times? Car rental companies have a new definition for "unlimited mileage", go figure. Is it time for Jason Kelce to get a PR team? Are you the pet parent that dresses up ...
424
Nov. 1, 2024

Gluten Free Glitches

Do you have difficulty understanding gluten? Lisa believes rice has gluten and pancakes are gluten free if you omit the eggs! Huh? Would you want to be walked if you were a dog? Dear Starbucks, why are there five of you but only one making drinks? Can a tik tok neck cream make your wrinkles disappear or is it just hocus pocus? Are we really going back to being tortured by pantihose, again? Do you enjoy reality tv for all the wrong reasons? What really happened with the Bath and Body Works candle...
423
Oct. 25, 2024

Impulsive Sharing

Are you the type of person who verbalizes every thought? Does that impulsive sharing get you into trouble like Lisa? Do you have a food that haunts you from your youth? Does the idea of a weighted blanket make you feel cozy or claustrophobic? Does GenX need another label like "sandwich generation"? Has the political climate got you shaking your head? How bad does a christmas candle need to be to get recalled, well just ask Bath and Body works! Do miracles exist and why does the Pope need to be s...
418
Oct. 18, 2024

Breaking News: Alex Brown Stops By To Chat

What's better than two co-hosts, well it's adding in a third! Alex Brown joins the ladies and brings insights, good humour and a few ISMHs. Everyone weighs in on the best butter tart and a backroads butter tart tour is born. Would you be able to handle the crazy feedback from covering an election? Is it time for Stevie Nicks to let the one winged dove fly away? How long does boob sweat last for and is Alex saving the ladies from future rashes with her Dawn soap hack? Are you super diligent about...
421
Oct. 11, 2024

Celebrity Shame and The Netflix Game

Are Garth Brooks and P. Diddy trading scandalous headlines or is it one sided? Lisa has finally discovered the joy of Netflix but will she go beyond serial killers and movies that make her cry? What’s the deal with unsalted crackers, do they taste like regret? Have you discovered the joy of bread? Could you be a beef stick connoisseur? Are mukbang videos your thing, or does watching people eat freak you out? Are skinny jeans making a comeback or is it baggy jeans forever? Are you part of the Spi...
420
Oct. 4, 2024

Bady Daddy Drama and Potluck Trauma

Who invented the phrase "baby daddy" and why do we continue to use it? Maybe it should be shut up daddy? Potlucks, are they fun communal feasts or just an opportunity to be traumatised? GenX the so-called "unreachable generation" is this a hallmark of a carefree youth or a parental oversight? Have you had the family discussion about whether its turkey or ham for Thanksgiving? Stuffing in the bird or out? Are you in your "marmalade years" or just pickling on the weekends? Is SNL irrelevant? Are y...
419
Sept. 27, 2024

Decadent Disasters and Preplanned Farts

Could a decadent cookie be considered a disaster or worth the calories? Is chili a forgotten food or just a preplanned farting event? Is a GPS a modern day security blanket we've come to rely on or a misdirection magnet? The Chicken Pot Pie debate continues but could Lisa's crustless version unite us all? How often do you use 'I'm Sorry' and are you really that sorry? Was Ed McMahon part of Publishers Clearing House or could it be the Mandela Effect? Tupperware is bankrupt and did we contribute ...
418
Sept. 20, 2024

Don't Flush That!

Have you ever been puzzled by bathroom instructions? Lisa spots an odd toilet paper sticker and has to ask-who's flushing toilet paper rolls? Big glasses or small glasses, what will Lisa choose? Could you handle soup next to toilet paper in a grocery aisle? Got a love-hate relationship with Wheel of Fortune and Ryan Seacrest? Are you craving 70's popular ham with pineapple rings? Did the Levy’s hosting the Emmys make you rethink award shows? Vaporub vs vapostick off with the old and on with the ...
417
Sept. 13, 2024

Walmart Woes, Mascara Mishaps and The Power Suit

Ever wondered why finding an exit at Walmart feels like a quest for the Lost Ark? Does buying an environmentally friendly mascara make you an environmentalist? Has the power suit made a comeback and does anyone look good in beige? Do you remember songs from elementary school word for word? Would you be able to survive being left behind in space? Are posts about personal milestones on social media obligatory or overrated? Is menopause body odour a thing? Is 'choice overload' your anxiety fuel? Ha...
416
Sept. 6, 2024

Dodgeball Diplomacy, Wordle and The Flintstones

Could a game of dodgeball solve our adult problems? Can playing menopausal wordle help your brain fog? Does the timeline of prehistoric events include The Flintstones? Will Lisa and Sam dominate their fantasy football league and are they prepared for Sam's competitive nature? Is it odd that astronauts are stranded in space with nothing to do? Are armrests on planes the new battleground for personal space? Who's ready for new fall items at the Boom Baby Bakery? Is using the term "dear" rude or ju...
415
Aug. 30, 2024

Peanut Butter Etiquette, Dining Disasters and Old Lady Hands

Should we debate the etiquette of whether to clean the knife in between spreading each condiment? Are you a licker or a finger swiper? Do you send bad food back or do you suffer in silence? Are your hands showing signs of old age? Can Dr. Google predict the end of Lisa's menopause? Do you struggle like Lisa giving up your morning donut? Why is taking a nap better than sleeping? Does it really matter how many spaces go after a period? What happened to Lisa's pasty white face? How you doing Freckl...
414
Aug. 23, 2024

Croc Confessions, Thong Sightings and The Time Out Mom

Are crocs the ultimate comfy shoe or a fashion travesty? Lisa confesses that in a moment of weakness she too wore crocs. Are thong bikini bottoms for men ever really appropriate out in public? Why do kids today get away with stuff that would have landed GenX kids in the timeout of their lives? How long should you display a photo someone gifted you? What's the deal with people walking through airports glued to their phones? Have you ever wondered if celebrities do normal tasks like making breakfa...
413
Aug. 16, 2024

Travel Tales, Bestie Bracelets and Washroom Woes

Is it possible to sync up bathroom breaks while traveling and why does deciding where to eat become a test of wills? Sam brings bestie bracelets back on her terms and Lisa is wearing hers out of spite! Would you get tripped up by the washroom with dueling doors? Should neck pillows be worn before boarding a plane? Will Lisa and Sam be competing in the amazing race? How are you going to handle the jingling and jangling of the 80s charm bracelet? Anyone else caught off guard by Gypsy Rose's baby g...
412
Aug. 9, 2024

GenX Grooves, Penis Gate 2024 and Crossbody bags

You are excited to be at the Billy Idol/Platinum Blonde concert and realize it's really a GenX gathering. Then your judgement pants kick in and you critique their fashion choices! Is "Penis Gate 2024" a contender for the most unexpected viral moment at the Paris Olympics? Is Lisa capable of wearing a crossbody bag without complaining about it? Do you use to-do lists or does the thought of it make you feel overwhelmed? How quickly do your toenails grow? Are you feeling the end of summer sadness? ...
411
Aug. 2, 2024

Airplane Attire, Fantasy Football and The Pickle Craze

Lisa and Sam dive into the viral trend of wearing sweats on a plane. Is it important to present well in public? Sam has joined the fantasy football league, do you think she could win it all? Is the pickle craze something you relish, or just another reason to shake your head? Do you wish for a coochie cooler for your lady bits? Is there a word that makes you cringe? You might agree with Lisa's! Are the mysteries of peach fuzz removal keeping you up at night? Are you a 2-ply or 3-ply toilet paper ...
410
July 26, 2024

Olympic Buzz, Vaseline Tricks and Kamala Harris

Are you excited for the upcoming Olympics? Lisa is staying up late and Sam is only watching Snoop Dog content! Is Vaseline a cure-all for everything, including the more unconventional uses? Sleeping with tape over your mouth for aesthetic reasons-genius or just weird? Hollandaise vs bearnaise sauce-are they really that different? Who else besides Lisa is glued to their TV watching the Presidential race now that Kamala Harris is in it to win it? What's up with Hello Kitty not being a cat? Is the ...
409
July 19, 2024

Prayer Lines, Stanley Cup Fun and Soap Dispensers

Have you pondered the cleanliness of soap dispensers? Can you survive the Stanley Cup slushy drinking game? What's the deal with TV evangelists and their not-so-subtle prayer phone lines? Are you feeling nostalgic for 90s belly button rings and contemplating a tramp stamp revival? What side are you on with glasses of wine vs bottles of wine? Have commercials gone too far, and is menopause diarrhoea real? Join us as we navigate the quirks of friendship, mock each other mercilessly, and find joy i...
408
July 12, 2024

Condiments, GenX and Sainthood Skepticism

Shake your head with Lisa and Sam about condiments, the disappearing treasures of GenX, and more!