Episodes
Sept. 1, 2023
Never Again!!
Hey friends of the podcast Sam is still on holiday so the audio is a bit different but the funny is still the same!
It has been a tough few weeks for Lisa, as her life got packed up and relocated. She declares 'Never Again' because moving is a bitch!...
Aug. 25, 2023
Something Smells...
Something smells and it could be dirty period. Yes, there are certain smells that you just can't forget even though you wish you could! Lisa believes that fruit flies come from inside the fruit and Sam finally asks Lisa how her week has been after 36...
Aug. 18, 2023
It Will Kill You
Lisa now has evidence that water will kill you! She believes water needs a warning label! It's only mini sips of water for her! Lisa wonders what is the point of tube socks and Sam ponders a phrase used by her parents growing up. Dear Stayner, why ar...
Aug. 11, 2023
Up In Arms!
Lisa and Sam are up in arms over aeroplane aisles, not returning shopping carts, and the non blinker users. So many I shake my head moments as they realise they are going to be cranky old ladies shaming people in parking lots near you! What would you...
Aug. 4, 2023
Smells Like Fish?
Why do we associate the smell of fish with a woman's private region? Is it something we learned from our 70's mom? Why is fish so fishy anyways!? Lisa wonders if you can get away with scratching your privates in public. Does the TV show Alf need to c...
July 28, 2023
Seems Questionable!
So many things in this episode seem questionable. The origin of the bumble berry seems questionable and so does Lisa's transition to her sketcher years. Does the view lying down give you body confidence? Cottage cheese with mustard questionable? Is i...
July 21, 2023
Dirty Cake Money
Kids birthday parties are super fancy compared to the parties of our youth when we were excited to get money in the birthday cake. Yes, we were overjoyed with the dirty cake money! Think of all the hands that touched those coins before you popped it ...
July 14, 2023
Pillow Talk
Sam doesn't want to do it but Lisa needs to have a pillow talk. It is new pillow angst! Sleeping isn't happening and the Carpenters are on repeat! Are we getting password lazy and which Spice Girl are you? Dear McRib, Lisa misses you and wants to kno...
July 7, 2023
In Or Out?
Is it in or is it out? Where does ketchup live in your home? Is it the fridge or some random shelf all warm and disgusting! Does getting older mean we wear statement jewellery, slip on shoes, flowy clothing and check container sizes for the best deal...
June 30, 2023
Grocery Wars!!
Sam declares that Lisa makes lake grocery shopping not fun! Lisa can't help it that she has standards for bread and fruit. Sam is stressing out and Lisa is already mad! Go figure! Sam is rethinking her opinion about the Barbie movie and Lisa is shaki...
June 23, 2023
Swinging Unsupervised!
Lisa and Sam are shaking their heads at the 70's moms who let their kids go to the park by themselves. Lisa was going on her own at 4 yrs old (WTF) and her favourite pastime was swinging unsupervised as high as you could go! Those were good times, fr...
June 16, 2023
Is It Cake?
Lisa loves the tv show "Is it Cake?" and has a brilliant idea to launch another show where nothing is cake. It's called "of course it's not cake....I can't bake ''. Basically she is lying to people and no one will ever win the money. Is this the best...
June 9, 2023
Summer Camp Woes
Who has Summer Camp Woes, Lisa does! She started at young age of seven and it was the worst two weeks of her summer and the best two weeks for her parents! Did you know that Barbie was a surgeon, a pilot, a policewoman, a firefighter, and a film dir...
June 2, 2023
Cheese Chasers!
Lisa finally found the one thing Sam might do, chase cheese down a steep mountain! She wants to become a cheese chaser! Is winning 7 lbs of cheese worth a possible concussion? Besides Lisa, who else is hoping for good Duggar dirt? Should the tv show ...
May 26, 2023
Somebody Say Circus?
Lisa wants to join the circus and wonders if Sam wants to come along. Only if she can be the ringleader! Lisa wants to be the cotton candy lady so she can eat it all day long! Dear Starbucks, what's with the frozen butter? Do you think a hedge just w...
May 19, 2023
No Garden!
Lisa has successfully planted her garden...in her mind? Yes, she wants to garden and Sam is a hard no! There will be no microgreens in her future! Do you have a love affair with strawberry yoghurt and would you pose in a swimsuit at 81? Are we enteri...
May 12, 2023
Milk’s Back!
Just when you thought Lisa couldn't surprise you anymore she goes and brings milk back...for the summer! Apparently changing the container changes everything! Do fitbits have a design flaw or the easiest way to earn steps? Are you team banana split o...
May 5, 2023
We Have Company!!
We have company! Lisa and Sam are super excited to have Joanna or @unlearn16 as a guest! She's famous for her thought provoking videos and $15 dollar fast food challenges on tik tok. The ladies had the best time talking with Jo, comparing notes on co...
April 28, 2023
Dear God...WTF
Does God send you spam email? Lisa is getting emails from God and she isn't happy about it. Dear God, email someone else and stop speaking in third person, its creepy! What's the one word that creeps you out, could it be moist? If peanut butter could...
April 21, 2023
Good, Bad, or Indifferent!
Are you an over-thinker? Do you live your life in the stages of good, bad or Indifferent? Well, Lisa is there and is contemplating getting it as a tattoo! Sam wants her to apply the theory of 'how many fucks do I want to give' instead! Does your iPho...
April 14, 2023
What’s With The Clap?
Who decided we should clap? Could there be different kinds of claps like a bored clap, an excited clap, or an angry clap? So Lisa asks the question, what's with the clap? Do you get your history lessons from the Flintstones and if you can pick up you...
April 7, 2023
Just My Opinion!
It seems the ladies have put together a themed show called it’s “Just My Opinion". Yes, from your bottom face doesn't match your top face to wondering why someone would not use a face cream. This episode has got it all! Are lamb chops fancy meat, and...
March 31, 2023
Do We Act Our Age?
Do you feel you act your age? Lisa and Sam feel that they have not matured because one drinks out of an orange plastic cup and the other one doesn't have plates. If needed Lisa believes they could pull out the maturity but otherwise don't squash thei...
March 24, 2023
Adult Piñata Party
Having a bad day, husband pisses you off, got dumped or you just need to blow off some steam? Lisa and Sam are suggesting Adult Piñata parties! Smack that piñata with all your anger and be rewarded with snacks or possibly alcohol! You're welcome! Hav...